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Satan
Satan

Satan (Standard Hebrew: Satan'el; A.K.A Louis Richard Marigold the 2nd) is a term that originates from the Abrahamic faiths, being traditionally applied to an angel in Judeo-Christian belief, and to a jinn in Islamic belief.

However, when it comes to The Distorted View Show; Satan is here to give you advice, and show you that Hell ain't all that bad.

Little is known of Satan's relationship with Louis Richard Marigold the 1st

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Ask Satan

This is where people will write in questions to the dark lord in hopes for advice. There has also been situations in which people have requested for Satan to kill them in a "kick-ass" way, but because it's Satan, he'll do the opposite. Anyone can seek Satan's advice by emailing him at asksatan@distortedview.com.

Other Appearances

Satan also makes irregular appearances during the show -- often when the devil is casually spoken of, abruptly interrupting with a deep and sinister laugh. He will then have a chatty exchange with Henson, expressing a gripe, threat or an attempt at self-exoneration.

He was also in charge of the beginning of the 666th show, since "Dem's Satan's numbers".

Satan was also recently investing millions in the renovation of hell to make it a tourist attraction. He swears that those damned souls will be quiet when you stay. Offered packages start at $299.99.

Satan always makes a dramatic exit, dramatically stating, "Satan, away!" followed by a zooming sound ordinarily associated with super-heroes leaping to flight.


Family

As well as his appearances on The Distorted View Show, we have also heard from his daughter, Kayla. As far as we know, she's a 16 year-old bratty teen.

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