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Want to edit the Freakipedia?: Due to a few jackasses posting a LOT of spam, Tim has temporarily disabled account creation. If you want to edit Freakipedia, e-mail Flakingnapstich at with the subject line "Freakipedia". If you don't let me know what username you want, or try to pick one already in use, something juvenile and embarrassing will be chosen for you. Be sure to include a few words about what you want to edit, so I can differentiate you from spammers.--Halleyscomet 02:45, 14 November 2011 (UTC)

Welcome to Distorted View's Freakipedia,
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This month's featured article

Norman Wicks

Norman Wicks and Norman Wicks, Jr. are two homeless people who live in their RV around Santa Barbara, California. Their YouTube channel, Normwicks, documents the sort of tomfoolery they get into on a day-to-day basis.

Did you know...

  • ...The Propecia article has been vandalized by impotent spammers more often than any other page on the site? The impotent spammers vandalizing her page can be reached at:
    • UK 0-808-238-7516
    • US 1-800-610-4097
    • AU 1-800-623-801
  • ...that you can help add to the Main page?
  • ...that there's a page dedicated to content that freaks sent Tim Henson, but was Rejected by Tim and never used on the show?
  • ...that Alexander Cornswalled wants Tim Henson to call the feds about a gay man who sniffs dead bodies?
  • ...that Glenn Miller has NOT been officially endorsed by Tim Henson even though he's rumored to be gay?
  • ...that President Melissa was the first homeless person elected to office?
  • ...that not all black people enjoy watermelon and that such accusations are racist?
  • ...that I fuck it like I mean it when my dick gets hard?
  • ...that Cheryl Merkowski has a great singing voice?
  • ...that the Crichton Leprechaun is just a crackhead who got hold of the wrong stuff and climbed up a tree and fooled an entire town?
  • ...that the Fat Man has come out of retirement an estimated 57 times?
  • ...that Democratic congressman Ron Kind has been researching the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes?

In the news

  • Well, it's true; I wasn't able to finish September 2014 episode because I'm so goddamn lazy. I'm still very much interested in editing the Freakipedia, though. Also, pages that need help: Uncategorized and Orphaned.

-RubyRed69; October 21, 2014

This month's featured picture

Yes, some of our listeners have some great artistic talent! Thank you to listener Bill who has created the new mascot for the show -- the DV Tranny. There have been four different backgrounds for our new Tranny; one including pink hearts. Her name is Officially Bunny Crush!
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