DV Daily/Mar 24 2009
Tuesday; March 24th, 2009
- YOU FUCKIN' PIECE OF SHIT!
- It's Sextastic Tuesday: "I Want to Fuck You in the Ass"
Stuff Found on the Net
- DV freak Diaper Bill lets us know that the adult diaper community is listening. We get the low-down on the AB/DL fetish.
- Classique: Fucking a Bowl of Cheerios
Crazy Bizarre Twisted Fucked Up News
- Junk Mail: "Your Husband Is Banging A Hooker"
- Severe Vomiting Syndrome
- Hitting A Horse On The Head With a Dildo
- Some guy asking for help: KFC... near dead... unsavories...
- Bill O'Reilly calling in.
- Mary Reilly wears Christmas Shoes.
- Jay recommends games for the Wii. That, and The Honk.
- The Curried Cunnie Licker lets us know that if woman eat curry, their pussy will taste like it.
- Chris from Wisconsin claims to be asexual.
- Chickadee telling us about a bad day. Also asks if Tim has ever been to Flex. What a sweet girl.
- A guy wants to share his misery; you're a downer compared to Chickadee. Mentions Kidz Rock.
- A guy hates the Welsh as much as Tim hates the Jews. So he's got a proposition of murder. No.
Outro Music and/or Clip
- The Honk.
- "Trouble" by Butch Walker
- "She Loves My Cock" by Jackyl
- Tim's mouth is really juicy today.
- Tim thinks he has the talent of down syndrome garden slug. What a comparison; he's too hard on himself.
- We get to hear Tim's mommy! She's a sweetie.
- GO VOTE FOR JULY FOR KINGS.
- Catch Tim at Smirk's Comedy Shanty! What's the deal with stairs?
- The Honk audio played.
- Tim loves garlic... but hates curry.
- A drag queen would always assault poor Tim when he was in Columbus.