DV Daily/Dec 08 2008
Monday, December 8th, 2008
- Cheryl Merkowski sings "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Ass Cunt"
Stuff found on the net
- The sounds of a natural childbirth in an inflatable pool... "Get it out!"
- Walker Texas Ranger enjoys watching tards trying to run
- The Twelve Gags of Christmas, a seasonal cockgagging tune from our beloved Corey
- The acoustics of Japanese puke porn with hardwood floors
- Sloppy fisting
- Some kids try to sing some Natalie Imbruglia and Papa Roach. The Linda Finkle Hall of Fame is almost too good for them
Crazy Bizarre Twisted Fucked Up News
- Slavery in public schools turns out is "a bad idea"
- Carving your child's forehead with crayons...bitch
- Burning your child's neck with cigarettes...wimp
- Has somebody caught Tim coming out of the closet with yesterday's Sideshow Exclusive show?
- Important Business Man shares his dismay at the restrictions on headline news break advertisments. Jitterbug, doo-doo-dee-doo!
- Porn clips can't help but make one listener think of headcheese and construction sites
- You Know You're A Freak When: monkeys beating on a guy has you fearing the Monkey Future!
- The President is just another black man moving into government housing
- A seasonal song is played down the phone and for once it's not Christmas Shoes
- Thanksgiving should now be Cockgobbling Day. Tim suggests making it Fistgiving
- A happy new Sideshow subscriber lets Tim know how pleased he is, and Tim promises plans for archiving and a new redesign for the site
- The mysteries of Poking Box, and a Freak Moment with a President Melissa wannabe
- People agree, when you call in, SPEAK THE FUCK UP! Also, another Freak Moment involving a bar called The Pump Room
Outro Music and/or Clip
- Rockin' The Suburbs - Ben Folds
- Petrified of mustard
- Tim promises filthy maggot sex for tomorrow
- Our host Mr Henson appeals to the ladies to join the Sideshow, only to scupper his attempts with the use of offensive soundclips from earlier shows and revealing his charity as a scam
- A double-bill Distorted View's Mother of the Week for two of the news stories today