DV Daily/Dec 01 2008

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Monday; December 01st, 2008

Duration

• 33:16

Intro Audio

• Why choose between jerking off on a persons face or chest?
• Farting/fisting Jingle Bells remix

Stuff found on the net

• The story of where Shut Up Little Man came from
• Yahoo! Answers archive. Cousin-fucking, half-virgins and masturbating kids
• Tim recalls a young, hispanic, retarded Mr Burns he knew in middle-school
• The mentally handicapped are not really suited for singing

Crazy Bizarre Twisted Fucked Up News

• A 'not guilty' plee to "non-consentual carnal intercourse against the order of nature". Prayer beads are not meant for that!
• Adult diapers are not fire resistant
• LARPing in Olde England

Voicemails

• A sick Windowlicker struggles to make it through shows
• Freak Moment - Vampire chick-flick movies have a very polite vampire
• Somebody believe /b/ is the source of all hate on the internet
• Puking during cackgagging turns things into Seinfeld
• A very good impression of the overzealous porn director
• Listener notes a site for porn Tim has used before
• DV makes somebody so 'excitied' that they are late for a job interview
• Retards realise Tim is a werewolf?
• Somebody blames DV for being poor
• Congratulatory comments for the Mature Show Podcast Award

Outro Music

• Bleed American - Jimmy Eat World
• Shut Up Little Man!