Crazy Bizarre Twisted Fucked up News
Crazy Bizarre Twisted Fucked-up News - The kind of news that's played on the show. This segment is played after the introduction and Tim's audio picks for the day, and is followed by Voicemails. On Tuesdays, this segment follows the Sextastic Tuesday story. Tim will read three stories per day.
A news story will only be read on Distorted View if it is bizarre, disturbing or disgusting in some way. A curiously common theme in these news stories is penises being cut off; but that is merely the tip of the iceburg. Listeners can look forward to beastiality, rape, death by stupidity, the elderly being recockulous, and an endless assortment of other newsflashes that make you question the future of mankind as a species.