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Linda Finkle Hall of Fame.

The Linda Finkle Hall of Fame is a feature in which Henson showcases "musical" artists who are believe they have talent. Problem is, they don't. These choices are so bad that the artists themselves think they are good and share their talent on the internet. Read More...

Did you know...

  • ...that you can help add to the Main page?
  • ...that Tim Henson can usually be found at the local Flex bathhouse?
  • ...that President Melissa was the first homeless person elected to office?
  • ...that not all black people enjoy watermelon and that such accusations are racist?
  • ...that my dick gets hoad when I fuck it like I mean it?
  • ...that Cheryl Merkowski has a great singing voice?
  • ...that the Crichton Leprechaun is in reality just a crackhead who got hold o' da wrong stuff and it tole him t'climb a tree an' play a leppekhaun?
  • ...that the Fat Man has come out of retirement over a dozen or so times?
  • ...that Democratic congressman Ron Kind has been researching the sex lives of Vietnamese prostitutes?
  • ...that furries are sad lonely people who dress up as animals and would like to have sex with other furries?

In the news

  • June 10th, 2009

Want to win a Chumby? Subscribe, comment and vote 5 starts on Tim's new YouTube account.

~ Swiggy

  • June 3rd, 2009

New monthly feature.

~ Swiggy

Yay

~ Flairmonkey

This month's featured picture

Levenge is the hidden number between 2 and 3 that Tim Henson discovered while in a deep state of enlightenment. Henson's profound understanding of the mathematical specifics behind Levenge is best demonstrated by his statement: "If anyone has an idea of what Levenge should look like, please e-mail me... and then I'm going to pick what it's going to be, because I... you know... discovered it." It is an amazing discovery, and various scientists and math magicians have jizzed upon it's awesome thought.

Photo credit: Crappetite

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